This morning Caroline left at 4am. 6am Victor cries. I drag my lazy butt out of bed, up the stairs, and get him from bed. I feed him his bottle of milk and put him back to bed. Around 9am he woke again, after feeding him breakfast (1piece of bread and a pear and banana blended) we played in my room... on my bed, he was so cute:)
I smelt something funny, if you know what I mean. Ah, the part of babies I love. I grab him and carry him up to his bedroom, put him down... wait, "whats that smell??" I look down, and on my arm there is a brown smudge! Change table... poo on it. But he still has all his clothes and diaper on... oh no!! I quickly grabbed him back up (holding him away from my body) and took him to the bathroom. Sure enough, all up his back, seeping through his undershirt and shirt and pants... poo... everywhere.
I stripped him naked, put him in the bathtub, filled it. All his clothes had to be washed (rinsed first) the only thing he could re-wear were his socks. Change table mat had to be washed... even MY bed sheets had to be washed because he was laying there before I took him up. The whole time Victor was happy as could be, smiling and laughing, lol, he had no clue!
My conclusion is, as much as I love this kid, and most kids, I don't want my own kids for a while...
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ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho, that was so funny, been there many times, probably even with you my sweet. I hope the rest of the day went well. At least his bowels were cleaned out....until the next time. GOT AN IDEA...Don't feed Victor anything solid until just before him mom comes home.
When I saw the title, I thought your sister or mom had got your account info ;)
ahahahah...
that would totally be what they'd put as a title too, they're so funny. but this time it was my own doing.
Makes me wonder if all those times, it really was just you and... ;)
LOL no!
hahahahahahaahahhah
oh andrew louis. thinking we know that much about computers.
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